So we have this project in school where we're required to stalk someone.

Joy. ((:

Since our topic in Lit is the Medieval period, we're supposed to stalk someone (a "knight," actually) who possesses some codes of chivalry. Then we make a recommendation letter for that person.

So this is where the quote begins.

Lit Teacher (while reading the mechanics of the project): "'You have been tasked by Queen to nominate a person whom you personally know can possibly take Lancelot's place at the Round Table...' Guess who's your Queen?"

Everyone: "You."

Teacher: "That's right. Some people say I have issues. I don't care.
"Now, being a knight means being male, but since you have a hip, young queen open to change, your knight can be female."

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Now this is in between class:

Same teacher (while observing as everyone takes down notes): Carpal. Tunnel. Syndrome.

Same teacher (when she catches someone yawning without covering her mouth): "Cover your mouth when you yawn, I can see your uvula." *draws a uvula on the black board*

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And then, some months ago during Social Studies this time, when out teacher was talking about Democracy and Dictatorship.

Teacher: I know a story about a leader who killed all the bad people--
Classmate: Noah's arc!

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EDIT
ADDED AT 6:43 PM

OMG

YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S THE WHOLE KOREAN FEVER NOW RIGHT

EVERYONE'S DANCING "NOBODY" BY THE WONDERGIRLS HAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD TOO OHGOD IT'S SO FUN

ON THE OTHER HAND MY FRIEND AND I ALSO DANCE TO "SORRY SORRY" BY SUPER JUNIOR (the dance version and the regular music video mind you)

YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH IT

AND THE MISHEARD LYRICS TOO [link]

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